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hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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bride-of-bucky:

The Two Key Qualities of a Classic Nic Cage Action Film

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stormagedclon:

cupcake-kills:

Up: Busy aristocrat with much to do, stressful day so the hair is not exactly styled and kept neat and clean.Down: Vampire.

every hour of the day: hot hot hot as a tater tot

stormagedclon:

cupcake-kills:

Up: Busy aristocrat with much to do, stressful day so the hair is not exactly styled and kept neat and clean.

Down: Vampire.

every hour of the day: hot hot hot as a tater tot

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baby: a- a- a-

parents: oh, the baby's first words!!

baby: a- aaa- al-

parents: apple?? air??

baby: a- al- al-

baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?

turned-into-a-fetus:

Has anyone realized that in the manga, Edward Elric broke the forth wall? imageBecause I realized 

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sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

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sarabeth72:

betweenelsewherenevermore:

amuseoffyre:

wibbly-wobbly-midgardian-shit:

This makes me so sad

My headcanon for the MCU-verse is the Frigga always wanted more children, but they only ever had Thor. Frigga smiled and pretended all was well, but there was always a secret longing for a child who was more like her. As much as she loved Thor, he was very much his father’s son and the golden child. He had no patience for magic and tricks.

And then her husband comes back from war with this infant, a child who could be a hostage against the Jotun, who could one day be useful, an ally on the throne of Jotunheim. But Frigga doesn’t see that. She sees a frightened baby, and takes him from Odin, and cradles him as if he’s her own, and the baby’s cries soften.

"He is a Jotun. You cannot forget that," Odin said, over and over, but Frigga only smiled and said, "No. He is my son."

Sure, I didn’t need those feels

*sobs*

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ikimaru:

found some humanstuck stuff from a while back in my folderr

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Fullmetal Alchemist | Openings and Endings

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pukind:

what would happen if I just

… posted these two pups…

TOGETHER. 

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lalo-arutan:

my ass hurts but here it is

THE LEGEND OF EQUIUS

the most lame crossover/homestuck au

The brave heroine Nepeta and her beloved best moirail, the Prince Equius, will work together to repair the MAJESTIC BOW and save Alternia from the evil Bard Makara 

thats the legend of equius in a nutshell

also nepeta has the MASTER CLAWS hell yse

RRRWWWAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG

soon i will make the 8 sages and gamzee’s designs or whatever

Karkat | Aradia | Sollux | Gamzee

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